She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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