i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize