i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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