Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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