Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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