i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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