I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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