And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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