Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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