I got chris browned last night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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