I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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