The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You're a waste of cheezeits
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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