you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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