matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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