Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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