if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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