If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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