sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Of course I have a pirate flag
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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