I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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