spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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