That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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