Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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