For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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