Yo dont text me then not text me
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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