after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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