hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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