Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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