GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he thought i was a dude.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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