is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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