my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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