The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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