But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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