no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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