just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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