I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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