were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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