I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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