I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
