windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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