i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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