He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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