I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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