Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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