Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Hippo gnu deer
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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