And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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