lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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