I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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