We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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