She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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