i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
