Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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