so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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