Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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