Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
