I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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