You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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