on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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