Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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